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Sex After Death

> A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
> the
> other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after
> life
> at all.
> After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his
> word, he made the first contact:
> "Marion... Marion "
> "Is that you, Bob?"
> "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
> "That's wonderful! What's it like?"
> "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's
> off to the golf course.
> I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more
> times.
> Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around
> the
> golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
> After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until
> late
> at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts
> all
> over again"
> "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"
> "No..........I'm a rabbit in Arizona
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