Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
ubject: Fwd: Fw: Sweet Tea
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
The Doctor asks "What happened?"
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my
husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
The Doctor says: "I have a real good medicine for that. When
your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start
swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until
he goes to bed and is a sleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my
husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and
swished, and he doesn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"