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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old Feb 26th, 2011, 3:10 pm Thread Starter
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Coke Bottle

Two Abo's, Moreton and King Billy Coke Bottle, were adrift in a boat.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one

stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp
vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie, however,
stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard

Moreton immediately blurted out,
"Turn the entire ocean into Victoria Bitter."

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and
immediately the sea turned into beer and the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness
as the two men considered their circumstances.

King Billy Coke Bottle looked disgustedly at Moreton whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment King Billy said,

"Nice going Moreton ... Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old Feb 28th, 2011, 9:29 am
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That's so nice to know about it.i wish a genie had come to me also.
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