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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old Mar 13th, 2011, 9:22 am Thread Starter
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The Alamo

One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in
Austin . As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man
fixin (means: “getting ready to”) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled
down the window, and said, "Please don't jump. Think of your dear
mother and father."

He replied, "My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."

He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, then you just remember the Alamo ."

He replied, ''What's the Alamo ?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart; just go ahead and jump you little
Yankee bastard

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old Mar 13th, 2011, 2:39 pm
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Pennbacker Bridge for those of you that don't believe there to be any high bridges in Austin.

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Originally Posted by Razel
Pennbacker Bridge for those of you that don't believe there to be any high bridges in Austin.

Sure, its high...but does it have any bats?

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