Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Newark, DE, USA
The UN is running a special on wars -- buy two wars and get a third war free. If you place your order too late to help, we will include a first strike by the French. But wait, that's not all -- you will also get this valuable free Arab league ally with your order. This free... this...what the hell, they were right here a minute ago.
Unmitigated risk aversion is the new Puritanism, complete with witch hunts, funny outfits, and solemn preachers thundering doom. The name of God is changed to Safety; the name of Satan is changed to Lawyer; but the object remains the same: to suck all the life out of life and make you live on the husk.