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A Joke

"The Robot Bartender"

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a
robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly
prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make
conversation about global warming factors, quantum
physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental
interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology,
and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is
really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks
out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for
another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your

The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the
robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods,
guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides
to give the robot one more test. He heads out and
returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot
says... real slowly... "So............... ya gonna
vote for Bush again?
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