Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
I was standing in a bar minding my own business when this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.
I turned and said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, why the fluck you ask me, becoz I Chinee?”
“No,” I said to him, "It’s because you’r drinking my beer, you little prick."