Standing in the pub when two large girls came in and ordered drinks. I could not pick the strange accent, I said, "Hi , you girls from Scotland?"
One screamed at me "Wales you fuckin idiot!:
I said, "Sorry , you whales from Scotland?"
I may be new on this forum, but your jokes are the best. I've been watching to see if you'd pop back in sooner or later. Glad to see you're back, please keep up the excellent work with the funny stuff!