Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
your never too old to learn sumfin stupid
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
I asked God for a BMW, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole one and asked for forgiveness.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
When in doubt, mumble.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...