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After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis"
Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets a blow job, no matter how bad it is.
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old Mar 25th, 2012, 8:06 am
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hahaha

i've spent most my money on bike's boat's and broad's the rest i've wasted..
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