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fairy tale

A Male Fairytale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,

“Will you marry me?”

The Princess said, “No!!!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after

and rode motorcycles

and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads

and hunted and fished and raced cars

and went to naked bars and dated women half his age

and drank whiskey, vodka, beer and Captain Morgan

and never heard bitching

and never paid child support or alimony

and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns

and ate spam and potato chips and beans

and blew enormous farts

and never got cheated on while he was at work

and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell

and he had tons of money in the bank

and left the toilet seat up.

The End.
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