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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old Jan 24th, 2006, 10:12 am Thread Starter
 
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Thoughts for 2006
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have the two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old Jan 24th, 2006, 7:05 pm
 
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Excellent, James. I just have one concern. The wife and I are, well, you know, sort of, you know, having fun. And she's thinkin' "Wow, I wish I had a Whopper right about now."

Doing my best to make it back to the THCR this year.

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Wink Don't forget Pre - THC in Alpine

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Excellent, James. I just have one concern. The wife and I are, well, you know, sort of, you know, having fun. And she's thinkin' "Wow, I wish I had a Whopper right about now."

Doing my best to make it back to the THCR this year.

Tom Richardson
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Hope you can make it.........Enjoyed having dinner with you last year, hope we can do it again?
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