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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old Jan 26th, 2006, 11:59 am Thread Starter
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President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit a United Methodist Church outside Washington as part of his campaign. Bush's campaign manager made a visit to the pastor, and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say the President is a saint."



The pastor thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The Church is in desperate need of funds, so I will agree to do it."



Bush shows up and, as the service progresses, the pastor begins his homily:



"George Bush is petty, a self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his military record and had the gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a carrier posing before a banner stating "Mission Accomplished." He invaded a country for oil and money, and is using it to lie to the American people. He is the worst example of a United Methodist I've ever personally known.... But compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush is a saint
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old Jan 26th, 2006, 12:42 pm
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That is just SO funny!

Who could imagine that, in a democracy, a majority of the electorate voted for such an idiot...

...and thief...

...and liar...

...and...and...

...and that they considered the alternative even WORSE!

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Who could imagine that, in a democracy, a majority of the electorate voted for such an idiot...
Was it a majority last time?
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Talking trash

YOU wanted Gore? Now there's an idiot, but this forum wouldn't be here if he had not invented the internet would it.

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Oh my GOD! Not another Al G re, post! :wtf

At least, we stopped Tipper from ruining Rock and Roll!
Or, we would all be listening to the Captain and Tenielle songs 24/7.

Can't wait for Al Sharpton and Howard Dean in 08!

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gore?? he lost-- two elections ago, get over it. this is the current nincompoop that all these slurs apply to.
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Smile guess I was wrong

I did not think any one with a brain was wanting Heinz purple heart Kerry so assumed you were still lamenting Gore. Get over it yourself. I was pleased and still am at the outcome

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gore?? he lost-- two elections ago, get over it. this is the current nincompoop that all these slurs apply to.
I thought Barbara Striesand, Susan Serandon, Rosie O'Donell and all the rest of you Kerry supports were going to leave the country.

How's that coming along for you?

I'd rather have a crazy president dropping bombs in the Mid East.
Than one, dropping a load on fat chicks in the White House!

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The problem, apart from the fact Bush sucks, is that neither party can seem to find a great person to run for president. I don't give a rats ass if they are a Democrat or a Republican , I'd just like to have someone exceptional for a change, instead of the mediocrity we seem to keep getting stuck with.
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Thumbs down Preswoman

Seems to be a push for Condalesa Rice (sp) to run now that would be an interesting turn of events to be totally p.c.

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