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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old Jan 26th, 2006, 10:38 pm Thread Starter
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To all Grandfathers:

Heed this warning: Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall!


A small girl was lost at a large shopping mall.
She approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little girl replied, "Fosters and women with big tits."



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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old Jan 26th, 2006, 11:44 pm
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Gotta like that Tequila

And grandpa's got good taste too!

Hang Up & Drive!
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