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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old Jan 30th, 2006, 11:51 pm Thread Starter
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A group of retired school teachers recently went to France on a tour.
> Their number included 83-year-old Robert Whiting. At French customs in
> Paris, he took a few minutes to locate his passport. "You have been to
> France before, monsieur?" the customs officer said sarcastically.
> Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.
> "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
> Mr. Whiting replied: The last time I was here, I didn't have to show my
> passport".
> "Impossible. Americans always have to show their passports"
> The American gave the French customs officer a long, hard look. Then he
> quietly explained: "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in
> to liberate this country, I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it
> to!"
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old Jan 31st, 2006, 12:40 pm
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forgetful French

Why is it that the French always forget about June 6th?

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