Join Date: May 2004
Location: In the woods, GA, USA
The old cow
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road in
Upstate NY one evening when an old cow walked in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The old cow was hit and
killed.Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to
owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to
lobbyists. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car
clothes in disarray and his face was smeared with lipstick. He was
half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand and an expensive Cuban
cigar in the other. He was smiling happily from cheek to cheek !!
"What happened?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife
me the wine and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just
killed the old cow......... things kinda got confused after that ! !"
Gray haired bikers don't get that way from pure luck.