Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
The impact of Aging
An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway=20
through she leans over and says,
" I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid
(From the BBC and before you make a smart A*&^% reply, you have not seen the guys other wife)
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the