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Jack and Jill

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side.
"When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was
take off my trousers," he said.

"I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they
were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear
them, as they were too large."

"I told her:"

"Of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always

Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."

Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the
wedding, he did the same thing - took off his trousers, gave them to Jill
and told her to put them on.

Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear

"Exactly" replied Jack.

"I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want
you to forget that".

Jill paused, took off the trousers, but also removed her knickers and gave them to Jack.

"Try these on" she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.

"I can't possibly get into your knickers" said Jack.

"Exactly" replied Jill. "And .................................................

if you don't change your f**king attitude, you never will."
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