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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old Mar 16th, 2006, 7:44 pm Thread Starter
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Gotta love the Irish

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.

After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but
think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland. "

The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"

The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you

The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."

The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street
did you live on in Dublin ?"

The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary
Street in the old central part of town."

The first guy says, "Faith and 'tis a small world, so did I! So did

And to what school would you have been going?"

The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's, of course."

The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me,
what year did you graduate?"

The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in 1964."

The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I
can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar
Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."

About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a

Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, and shaking his head, he
mutters, It's going to be a long night tonight!!"

Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"

"The Murphy twins are drunk again."

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old Mar 17th, 2006, 6:23 pm
We're zoned for what ? cool !
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Good one, Shook. Have you seen this one?


The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee &, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.
Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Scotsman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.
Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20.
Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Irishman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."
The Irishman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old Mar 17th, 2006, 6:38 pm
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Talking And this one from the distant past...

A guy goes into a men's room in a bar to relieve himself. He's standing at the urinal, and a tiny small man steps to the urinal next to him. The small man whips out the biggest dick this guy has ever seen.
"Excuse me, sir. I couldn't help but notice that you have an enormous member."
The little guy replies, "Yes, that's true. I'm a leprechaun; I wished it upon meself."
"Really?" the guy says. "Could you wish one of those on me?"
"Well of course I could," the little man replies. "But I'll be having to corn-hole you first."
The guy thinks, "Damn, that would have to really hurt! But only for awhile, and then I'd be incredibly hung forever!" So he says, "OK," drops trou, and lets the little guy go at it. The pain was incredible, as he had feared, but it was finally over.
As he's pulling up his pants, the guy says to the little man, "So you'll be giving me a huge penis now, right?"
The little man asks him, "How old might ye be, laddie?"
The guy replies, "I'm 27 years old."
The little man then says, "A bit old to be believing in leprechauns, don't you think?"

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old Mar 17th, 2006, 10:45 pm
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An elderly Jewish man takes a walk through Central Park, and sits down on a bench to read the paper. A few minutes later a stranger sits down on the bench as well. The old man reading the paper swats it with his hand and exclaims "Can you believe that Ariel Sharon? Amazing!" The stranger just says "Fuck Ariel Sharon." Taken aback and not sure he heard what he thought, a few minutes later the old man tries again for some conversation and says "Wow! Can you believe that Benjamin Netanyahu? Isn't that guy something?" Again, the stranger simply replies "Fuck Benjamin Netanyahu."

"Well, I must say..." the old man says, shaking his head. "Might I ask, sir, what nationality are you?" The stranger says "I'm Irish."

The old man says "Oh. Well, fuck Ella Fitzgerald, then."
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