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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old Mar 21st, 2006, 2:28 pm Thread Starter
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Shit has'nt any one got any decent new jokes?

If a farmer plants a field of vibrators what is his biggest problem
Squatters



Went into a service station and asked for five bucks worth of gas
The attendant farted and gave me a receipt

Bloody pathetic, but it might get the page moving.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old Mar 23rd, 2006, 1:59 pm
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That was funny.

HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD

This Is AMAZING!!!

Until now I never fully understood how to tell,
The difference Between Male and Female Birds.

I always thought it had to be determined surgically.

Which of The Two Birds Is a Female???


See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female.

It can be done.

Even by one with limited bird watching skills.







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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old Mar 23rd, 2006, 2:08 pm
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Jokes

Bloody good that one....

My wife loved it, now I have a lump the size of an egg on my head.

Bloody birds.
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old Mar 23rd, 2006, 2:14 pm
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Bloody good that one....

My wife loved it, now I have a lump the size of an egg on my head.

Bloody birds.
I should have noted: For Men Only.

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So True.......thats Great
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old Mar 24th, 2006, 3:53 pm
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lost grandpa

Proud grandad takes grandson shopping for some new joggers.
Somehow in the crowded mall they get seperated.
Young grandson is distressed, and finds a security officer. Sobbing he tries to explain that he has lost his grandad.
Touched by the young boys tears, the security guy comforts the kid, says don't worry, we will find him.... What's he like?????

Kid thinks for a moment......and as truthfull as only kids can be..........................

Jack Daniels and women with big tits

Marty from Oz.
This is a bloody big Island
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