Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
sex and golf
You can't put one over us Catholics...
> A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple
> of strokes.
> "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to
> Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be
> willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
> Thinking that the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the
> golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says," Sure," and
> sinks the putt.
> Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to
> get an eagle on this one."
> The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth
> giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
> Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.
> On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting
> for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says,
> "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"
> "Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.
> As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside
> and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who
> am. I'm the devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."
> "Nice to meet you," the golfer replies; "I'm Father O'Malley."