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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old Mar 23rd, 2006, 1:25 pm Thread Starter
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You can't put one over us Catholics...
>
> A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple
> of strokes.
> "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to
> himself.
>
> Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be
> willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
> Thinking that the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the
> golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says," Sure," and
> sinks the putt.
>
> Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to
> get an eagle on this one."
> The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth
> giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
>
> Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.
>
> On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting
> for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says,
> "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"
> "Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.
>
> As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside
him
> and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who
I
> am. I'm the devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."
>
> "Nice to meet you," the golfer replies; "I'm Father O'Malley."
>
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old Mar 23rd, 2006, 9:11 pm
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old Mar 23rd, 2006, 9:18 pm
 
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Now I remember why I gave up golf.
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