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The Mrs. Golf Lesson

Mrs. Smith is taking golf lessons at her local country club. After playing the first couple of holes, the instructor notices she has a wicked slice.

He tells Mrs. Smith, "Loosen up your grip on the club". A couple of holes later, her slice isn't as bad, but it's still there. So, the instructor says, "Mrs. Smith, I want you to hold the club like you'd hold your husband's penis".

After the next hole, the instuctor says, "Mrs. Smith, you're doing much better, now take the club out of your mouth and try it".

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