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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old Apr 5th, 2006, 10:10 pm Thread Starter
 
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Math Equation

This equation should be taught in all math classes!
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>
>
> From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like
> this:
>
> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE
> than 100%? Ever wonder about
> those people who say they are giving more than
> 100%? We have all been to
> those meetings where someone wants you to give over
> 100%. How about achieving
> 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>
> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
> you answer these
> questions:
>
> If:
> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> is represented as:
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
> 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>
> Then:
>
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% !
>
>
> and
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
> But,
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>
> And,
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>
> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty
> that While Hard work and
> Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
> get you there, it's the
> Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over
> the top.
>
>
> What do you think?
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old Apr 6th, 2006, 3:51 am
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Very clever ! Yes communication skills be they based on incorrect information or coated in sucking up will always deceive a few - for a while.
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