Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
chain letter worth forwarding
At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid
schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.
Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.
Anaesthetise your wife, put her in a large carton,
(don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is
at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the
list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 Miss Worlds
463 Wild nymphomaniacs
3,234 Good-looking nymphets
20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 Bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply
hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And,
best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of
those that came back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER!
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent
her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd
been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live
with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me
has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that
only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no
unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate...send
this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
PS. Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner; one
of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.
PPS. This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.