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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old Apr 27th, 2006, 6:46 pm Thread Starter
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pretty funny joke..

After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed beside his wife who

was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell

asleep.



When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed

Wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" demanded Brian,

"and what are you doing in my bedroom?".



The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St

Peter".



Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so

much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to

send me back straight away".



St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a

catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."



Brian was devasted, but knowing there was a farm not far from his

house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later,

he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This

ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up

inside him.



The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new

hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?"



"It's not so bad," replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling

inside like I'm about to explode".



"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've

never laid an egg before."



"Never," replies Brian.



"Well just relax and let it happen."



And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg

pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him

and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the

first time.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was

overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had

happened to him...ever!!!



The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg

he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting,



"Brian, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shitting in the bed."

"flying through hyper-space ain't like dustin' crops boy"
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old Apr 28th, 2006, 3:03 am
 
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you know its kind of rare when I hear jokes that I 've already heard. I try to remember as many as I can, and share the laughter with other people. Therefore, I'm constantly running into some version of an older joke.
Imagine my surprise and hilarity when I find one of the funniest damn jokes I've heard in yrs!!
Now just to find someone with a sick sense of humor like mine who will laugh as loud!

Keep up the good work!!
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