Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Some on this continent would know "King Billy Coke Bottle" This is one of his,
"Dats de time I was sent home. Everybody kept saying, Shit Morton you look bad. And I would say , But I feel good!! No Morton you look bad"
Den de foreman come up to me "Morton you look baaaaad mate. You better go home"
I said, "But I feel good"
"No Morton you look bad mate you go home now"
So I went to see cousin Ibbit. Dat de time cousin Ibbit was a doctor ya know.
I said "Doctor Ibbit everbody ses I look bad but I feel good. Whats wrong with me>"
Cousin Ibbit gets down his big doctor book thing he had.
"Looks bad......lookas bad..loos bad, is bad
LOOKS BAD FEELS GOOD"
"Shit mate you got vagina!!