Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
We out near Charters Towers one day looking at all dose big deep mine shafts ya know.
I said Shit Morton dey deep, I thow dis big rock in one. (chucked a boulder in)
I didnt hear nuffin. Me neither....Give us a hand wid dis bloody railway sleeper.
(slid railway sleeper over edge of de hole)
Just then I heard a noise. I looked around and dis damn billy goat going straight for Morton. I pushed Morton to one side and threw myself on de ground on de udder side and the goat went straight past down de hole.
Den dis bloke come over the hill. "Scuse me!! Scooos me. You blokes seen a billy goat anywhere?"
I said, "BLoody oath we have mate. Biiig bastard. Big horns and a big beard and he was WILD!!"
He said. "Oh!! Cant be mine, mine's tame and tied to a railway sleeper"