FAA vs santa clause
As we all know santa runs around once a year in a flying sleigh. Due to this he is subject to FAA regulations which say he must renew his license on a regular basis. So 2 months before Christmas Ms. Clause gets the paperwork sent in to renew an gets a reply that Santa will need a check ride this year to renew. Several weeks later an FAA examiner shows up at the North Pole and is eager to get on with the check ride . Santa has the elves hook up the sleigh and prepare for a flight.
This being done Santa and the FAA guy go out to the sleigh. Santa getting in on the left and waiting for the FAA agent to get in on the right. As the agent gets In Santa hears quite the commotion,turns and sees the agent pulling a shotgun in descreytly. Well Santa is shocked. Tells the agentnt there is no reason to have this along.
Angered and not wanting to be at the freezing cold north Pole to begin with. The agent looks Santa in the eye and says.
Sorry Santa, I'm really not supposed to tell you this prior to the check ride............. but I'm afraid your going to loose an engine on takeoff.