Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
I have a Labrador retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at
Kmart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (DUH!)
On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was
starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't,
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
most of my orifices and in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was
now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and
car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he
laughing so hard!