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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old Sep 6th, 2006, 3:40 pm Thread Starter
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The perfect day

THE WOMAN'S PERFECT DAY

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses





8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday





8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner

9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil

10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer





10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry





12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe!





12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds





1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit





3:00 Nap





4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer





4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he

rarely gets to work on such a perfect body





5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before a full length mirror





7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers





10:00 Hot shower (alone)





10:50 Carried to bed.(freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)





11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling





11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms





THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM





6:00 Alarm





6:15 Blow job





6:30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section





7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler





7:30 Limo arrives





7:45 Several beers en-route to airport





9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet





9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)





9:45 Play front nine - 2 under





11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon





12:15 Blow job





12:30 Play back nine - 4 under





2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)





2:30 Fly to Bahamas





3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers





4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle





5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over, naturally).





6:45 Shit, Shower, and Shave





7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated





7:30 Dinner: crabmeat appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by mango ice cream served on a big pair of tits





9:00 Napoleon brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game





9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies .. some bending over)





11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty hot-pepper pizza snacks and a cleansing beer





11:30 A night-cap blow job





11:45 To bed alone





11:50 A 22 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room





11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old Sep 6th, 2006, 5:02 pm
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I'm a little confused...was the dog in the room with the three girls?

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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old Sep 7th, 2006, 12:38 pm
 
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As a guy I have had that perfect day more times than I can count. It really isn't all that it is cracked up to be. You really need to add one more BJ and make sure the three girls are Halle Barry, Rose McGowan, and Scarlet Johansen.

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lol

Nicely done!!
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11:50 A 22 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
That's OUTSTANDING!!!! One can espier to actually have such an event.
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old Sep 8th, 2006, 9:10 am
 
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I have this almost every day!

Almost on monday, almost on tuesday, almost on wednesday......................................... ....etc.
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old Sep 8th, 2006, 10:52 am
 
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I'm a little confused...was the dog in the room with the three girls?
Does it really FN matter!

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