Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind
him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura
Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of
the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up
and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse called."