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Jewish wife

An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger
woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the
woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is
entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. The
rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes
the following suggestion:
"Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are
making love, have the young man wave a towel over you.
That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an
orgasm." They go home and follow the rabbi's advice.

They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel
over them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is still
unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.

"Okay", he says to the husband, "let's try it reversed". Have the
young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into
bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young
man gets working with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has
an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles,looks at the young man and says to
him triumphantly: "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how
you wave a towel".

tim-----still on the right side of the frostline

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