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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old Oct 7th, 2006, 3:36 pm Thread Starter
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Q : How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house
knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb
is
BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they
figured
it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find
the
>#&%!* light
bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for
the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually
find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change
the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE BOX IT CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S
A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD
TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO
CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . .
I'm sorry. What was the question?

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how many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?


one, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
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