Jailbreak with a blonde
Three women escaped from prison, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. To try to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks laying around, so they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house one of them saw the sacks.
The officer yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding".
The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunette in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" at which the officer says "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there."
So he kicks the one with the redhead in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!"
Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!"