no power in the 'verse can stop me
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: n.e.ohia, , usa
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Cuz most animals aren't square.
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Taxes, of course
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Cuz most of the good stuff you put on pizza comes from round animals. ( see above )
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Yes, but only if the deaf person has his "hearing ear" dog with him
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Some contests are better with 100 boobs, others only need two
What do you call male ballerinas?