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An oldie, but goodie in my humble but accurate opinion....

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, nobody gets an attitude.
8. Maybe aches, but never guilt the morning after.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. Dressing up and fantasizing isn't considered kinky.
5. If you don't like what you get, you can just go next door.
4. It doesn't matter if anyone hears you moaning and groaning.
3. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
2. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

...and the number one reason trick or treating is better than sex...

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