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New joke at last

Paddy went into the confessional and said to his
priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman.
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
Paddy said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together,
but then I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail
Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

Paddy left the confessional, said his prayers, and then
walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to
leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I
saw that.You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

Paddy replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box,
and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
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