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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old Jan 16th, 2007, 1:52 am Thread Starter
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I'm Fine

I'm Fine

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's
fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. The lawyer asked, "Didn't you say, at
the scene of the accident, "I'm fine?"

"Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my
favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted.

"Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident,
'I'm fine!'?"

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving
down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the
fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Tell him to simply answer the question"

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to
the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule,

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just
loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down
the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and
smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie
was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move.
However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in
terrible shape just by her moans.

Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could
hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at
her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and
said, "How are you feeling?"

"Now what the hell would you say?"
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Thanks for the laugh! Reminds me of the "Shoot the dog!" jokes. Cheers.
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old Jan 16th, 2007, 2:32 am Thread Starter
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Cool bro.

I dont see much action in here.

I can post heaps if you guys dont mind. I get emails from a friend with the content.

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old Jan 16th, 2007, 11:56 am
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A parsley farmer was taking his crop into town when he ran a stop sign and hit me. I got a lawyer. We're going to garnish his wages!
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