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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old Jan 17th, 2007, 1:37 am Thread Starter
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We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you
informed,the Definition for each is listed below...
a.. GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
b.. BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: "You're next."
hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking,
there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result
in death.
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old Jan 17th, 2007, 1:53 am
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I almost posted this exact joke .... are you on Bailes mailing list ????

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