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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old Jan 17th, 2007, 1:00 am Thread Starter
 
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- A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....


I was in Woolworths buying a large bag of Lucky Dog for my Dog's and was
in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Lucky Dog Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Lucky Dog nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she said I was so stupid I had poisoned myself and that
deserved to end up in the hospital.

I indignantly said .... No, I wasn't poisoned.....I'd been sitting in
the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
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You decadent,you really have not been checking past posts now have you. And it is fine this side of the boarder (shit got a heap of rely,s stopping by, no room for boarders)
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???? past posts???? i did a search and this didn't come up ...

please explain

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P.S .. love the RS ... wish i still had mine .. then again if i still did i wouldnt have my K1200R. OK i will take that back.
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- A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....


I was in Woolworths buying a large bag of Lucky Dog for my Dog's and was
in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Lucky Dog Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Lucky Dog nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she said I was so stupid I had poisoned myself and that
deserved to end up in the hospital.

I indignantly said .... No, I wasn't poisoned.....I'd been sitting in
the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

"RUH ROH"...But hey....if you really want to enjoy the taste of dirty balls.....there is no place like the middle of the road...sure you can lick em in the back yard but something about the exposer to danger that makes it soooooo much better!......

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old Jan 17th, 2007, 3:03 pm
 
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Well I (who haven't been on this board long like it).

Two guys sitting in easy chairs, drinking beer, shooting the shit about nothing. One guy glances over to the coon dawg in the corner by the fire, lazily licking his balls and says to his budy "Geeze I wish I could do that". To which his friend replies "Ask him, maybe he'll let you".
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