- A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....
I was in Woolworths buying a large bag of Lucky Dog for my Dog's and was
in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Lucky Dog Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Lucky Dog nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she said I was so stupid I had poisoned myself and that
deserved to end up in the hospital.
I indignantly said .... No, I wasn't poisoned.....I'd been sitting in
the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.