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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old Apr 16th, 2007, 6:26 pm Thread Starter
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Is tonight the night?

I have never understood why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much?

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.

The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said:

"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as

a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She then responded to my puzzled look by saying,

"Can't you just love me for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep...

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.

We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very big department store.

I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said

"Let's get a pair for each outfit".

We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited.

She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she then asked for

a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said,

"I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,

"No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"

I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to

satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,

"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old Apr 16th, 2007, 9:20 pm
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Sounds like theres some interference coming from either a friend of hers or her parents. Does she work or a stay at home wife?
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old Apr 16th, 2007, 9:58 pm
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lol tony, its a joke, its not really him. Theres lots of versions of this joke btw.
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