Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
I pulled an older woman at a club last night.
She was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she
asked if I'd ever had the sportsmanís double, a mother and daughter 3 some?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:
"Mum you still awake?"
(to quote Willie Nelson " I never went to bed with an ugly woman. But I sure woke up with a few!!)
Last edited by Papilio; Apr 28th, 2007 at 3:24 am.