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Water ....it Has Been Scientifically Proven That If We Drink 1 Litre

>of Water Each Day, At The End Of The Year We Would Have Absorbed More

>than

> 1

> Kilo Of Escherichia Coli Bacteria Found In Faeces, In Other Words, We

> Are Consuming 1 Kilo Of Sh1t.

> However, We Do Not Run That Risk When Drinking Rum, Whiskey, Beer Or

> Other Liquors Because Alcohol Has To Go Through A Distillation Process

> Of Boiling, Filtering And Fermenting.

> It Is My Duty To Communicate To All Of You People Who Are Drinking

> Water,to Stop Doing So, It Has Been Scientifically Proven That It Is

> Unhealthy And Bad For You.

>
> Water = Sh1t

> Alcohol = Health

>
> Free Yourself Of Sh1t, Drink Alcohol!!! It Is Better To Drink Alcohol

> And Talk Sh1t Than To Drink Water And Be Full Of Sh1t!
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A woman was approached by a man in the street. "I want SEX with
>>>> > > you
>>>> > > right
>>>> > > now! I'll drop $500 at your feet and in the time it takes you to
>>>>pick
>>>> > > it
>>>> > > up
>>>> > > I'll screw you from behind and be on my way!" The woman thought
>>>> > > it
>>>> > > over.
>>>> > > She even called her girlfriend on her mobile phone and told her
>>>> > > about
>>>>the
>>>> > > proposition. The girlfriend said "Do it ... when he drops the
>>>> > > $500
>>>>you
>>>> > > can
>>>> > > pick it up and run before he gets his pants down.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > An hour and a half later the woman called her girlfriend back.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > "What happened?"
>>>> > >
>>>> > > "The son-of-a-bitch had $500 in 20 cent pieces."
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