Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Old lady sitting on the verandah of the farm house watched as a Holden parked under the red gum out front
Young bloke walks up the gravel drive.
"G'day. I'm collecting subscriptions for the Yackandandah and upper Murray drum and pipe band. Would you like to contribute something?
"EH? WHATS THAT LADDIE. I AM A BIT DEEF. YOU WILL HAVE TA SPEAK UP"
'YACK AND UPPER MURRAY PIPE BAND. LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THEM?"
'WHATS THAT LADDIE. CAN'T HEAR YA?"
"WOULD YOU CARE TO....of forget it"
Walks 50 metres down the drive.
'DONT FORGET TO SHUT THE GATE LADDIE"
" fuck the gate"
'YERE AND FUCK THE YACKANDANDAH AND UPPER MURRAY PIPE BAND TOO!!"