Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: St Gallen, , Switzerland
A policeman pulls a bloke over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the bloke over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The bloke hitches up his stubbies, scratches his arse and replies, "Mate, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember engineers built the Titanic, but amateurs built the Ark...
There is less to fear from 100 horses under the saddle, as from the 1 donkey on top.