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Police Humour

A policeman pulls a bloke over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the bloke over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The bloke hitches up his stubbies, scratches his arse and replies, "Mate, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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