Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: St Gallen, , Switzerland
Working in the Garden
A prisoner in the Goulburn lock-up that got done for armed robbery, received a letter from his missus:
"I have decided to plant some lettuce in the backyard. When is the best time to plant them?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter:
"Dear Wife, whatever you do, DO NOT touch the back garden! You know what I hid there."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
"You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the whole back garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter:
"Dear wife, NOW is the best time to plant the lettuce!"
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember engineers built the Titanic, but amateurs built the Ark...
There is less to fear from 100 horses under the saddle, as from the 1 donkey on top.