Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia
An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so
advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it
in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can
take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in four weeks.'
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so
advanced,we can take half a heart from one person, put
it in another, and
have them both looking for work in
The Aussie doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Huh!, that's
nothing. We can take an arsehole out of Queensland, put
him in Canberra and have half the country looking for work
within twenty-four hours.