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Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of :



ĎASYLUMí
Todayís program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:

Hop on a boat

And win

A FREE HOUSE!

Weíve already given away hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,

The Australian Taxpayer.

And donít forget, weíre now the fastest growing game on the planet.

Anyone can play, provided they donít already hold a valid Australian Passport, and you only need one word of English:

ĎASYLUMí

Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at $800 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and
accosting drivers at traffic lights.

This competition is open to everyone
buy a ticket to Indonesia

And catch the first available boat.

No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.

All you have to do is destroy all your papers or burn your boat once you

enter Australian waters and remember the magic password:

ĎASYLUMí

A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to Indonesiaís gateway where agents were on hand to fast-track them to their boat trips to luxury accommodation.

They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Australia.

Our most popular destinations also include the Baxterís Reef and the world famous Christmas Island Resort.

If you still donít understand the rules, donít forget, thereís no need to phone a friend or ask the audience

Just apply for legal aid.

Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help.

It wonít cost you a penny.

It could change your life forever .
So play today.


Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet
activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers,
bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...

COME ON DOWN!


Get along to the Indonesia fishing ports

Donít stop in Thailand or Bali

Go straight to Australia

And you are:

GUARANTEED

to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth.

Everyoneís a winner, when they play

ĎASYLUMí

FORWARD THIS TO EVERY AUSTRALIAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW!
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