Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
My leaf blower wont idle properly, it's a 2 stroke. Who give a rodents anus you might say, this is a motor bike site.
Well I am going to tell you I think I know whats wrong.
You see I was sitting in the kitchen doing the crossword after breakfast the other morning. There was a burglar trying to get a milk crate full of my hand tools over the back fence. My neighbour on that side was trying to wing his widdle neck whilst at the same time calling for help from stupid who was engrossed in his dumb crossword.
Then the second burglar came along and hit said neighbour over the head with my leaf blower. Now it wont idle.
Why am I telling you all this? Well I have seen that much bullshit around here I just thought I would chuck in my bit. Well anyway I got all my tools back, covered in black fingerprint powder of course.