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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old Mar 17th, 2006, 7:15 pm Thread Starter
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leaf blower

My leaf blower wont idle properly, it's a 2 stroke. Who give a rodents anus you might say, this is a motor bike site.

Well I am going to tell you I think I know whats wrong.

You see I was sitting in the kitchen doing the crossword after breakfast the other morning. There was a burglar trying to get a milk crate full of my hand tools over the back fence. My neighbour on that side was trying to wing his widdle neck whilst at the same time calling for help from stupid who was engrossed in his dumb crossword.

Then the second burglar came along and hit said neighbour over the head with my leaf blower. Now it wont idle.

Why am I telling you all this? Well I have seen that much bullshit around here I just thought I would chuck in my bit. Well anyway I got all my tools back, covered in black fingerprint powder of course.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old Mar 17th, 2006, 8:12 pm
 
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Here, we just shoot them. Much less drama that way.
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old Mar 18th, 2006, 7:26 am
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Here, we just shoot them. Much less drama that way.
Not to mention much easier on the leaf blowers and other equipment in the garage.

tim-----still on the right side of the frostline

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old Mar 18th, 2006, 8:24 am
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they wont idle if the exhaust is plugged, is it still stuck in the bad guys rectum?
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old Mar 19th, 2006, 7:07 pm
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Ahh, let the wind do it.
More time on your bike

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old Mar 19th, 2006, 7:11 pm
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Oh by the way.
If said intruder spotted beautiful BMW, some extra security for awhile may be worth a thought
just a thought

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