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Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a
Friday afternoon, and the teacher decided to have a game for the
kids to get them thinking.

"Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first
person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off" said
the teacher.

"Who is credited with writing the phrase "To be or not to be.
That is the question," asked the teacher.

Little Pham Lam Ng at the front of the class called out,
"Shakespeare".
"Well done!" said the teacher, "You can have Monday off"
"No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our
culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday
studying hard," said Little Pham Lam Ng.
"Well okay," said the teacher. The next quote is, "I had a dream!"
Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out "I bereiva it was

Martin Ruther King!"
"Well done!" said the teacher. "You can have Monday off"
"No thanka you miss. I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not take
time offa school. Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on
Monday studying hard too," said little Fri Sum Kat.
"Okay," said the teacher.
Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, "Fucking
Asians!"
Who said that , the teacher exclaimed.
"Pauline Hanson!" yelled little Johnny. "See ya Tuesday!!!!"

(for those on the other side of the pond, Hanson was an uninformed xenophobic politician who shone for a brief time, catering to the unread. Had some damn good ideas though)
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